You Know You Are #Kinky When…

You know you are kinky when …

• … You hear about a Bridal Fashion Show to be held in your town, and you think, “Cool!   I’ve always wanted to see what pony gear looks like ON someone!”

• …  Your entire Music collection consists of music you can Scene to.

• …  You give a new song a rating of 65….it’s got a good beat and you can squirm to it.

• …  You start to salivate and get aroused as you pass the local candle factory.

• …  You always smell like Yankee Candle’s Scent-Of-The-Month.

• …  Canning season gets you *really* excited.

• …  You see a sign in front of a house that reads, Chairs Caned, and you think to yourself, “Gee, some people are BLATANT about being out.  YKIOKIJNMK”

• …  You see a sign in front of a house that reads, Chairs Caned, and you stop to see if the poor Dom/me needs a PERSON to cane.

• …  Citibank calls you because someone used your credit card to make a huge purchase at a tack shop in another state, and they know that you live in a metropolitan area and don’t own a horse.

• …  You make your vacation destination decisions based on that area’s Assault and Battery, Consent, and Sexual Deviance laws.

• …  Your Avon Representative politely informs you that the company has no plans to make that Eau de Leather scent you have been pestering them about.

• …  Your idea of Fantasy Island looks far more like “Exit to Eden” than anything they showed on TV.

• …  They know you by name, size, and favorite colors at *four* local leather shops.

• …  You need an 18-wheeler to haul all your toys to a party.

• …  Your son’s Boy Scout Troop thinks you are way cool because you helped them earn their merit badge for knot tying.

Hope this was good for a giggle!

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